I can haz bottled water?
I’m drinking Spring! bottled water today. I’m not really sure why because it tastes like the water that sits overnight in one of those feet-rinsing buckets that some people put at the bottom of their pool ladders (I know my dad does). Except without the grass and dirt…well, actually you can still taste the grass and dirt, you just can’t see it.
It’s beyond me how a company can make water taste bad. I mean, hello, it’s water!
The label is full of as much fail as the liquid it contains. The tag reads:
You can trust that Spring! is just what it says: 100% natural spring water, bottled to replenish your body and mind. Live, breathe and hydrate, knowing that every bottle comes fresh from abundant, protected sources for your well-being.
It’s the “abundant, protected sources” that worries me. I mean, how vague can you get? Are we talking prison toilets? Aliens? Some scummy, algae-infested pond in the middle of nowhere? Thx but nothxkbai.
Give me Aquafina any day. Srsly.
- Pam
